Rockin Ninjas
Black headbands. Check. Black nail polish. Check. Scissors to shank some 40 year old mullet-sporting rocker dude in the mosh pit at the Poison concert at the local casino tonight. Check. I REALLY like these chicks. Boner. Check.
Double Bitch Slap
Thats what Im talking bout bro! Usually a cocked arm with a Scissor Mafia Sign at the end means someone is getting a backhand across the chops, this mafioso is bout to throw DOUBLE backhand scissors. Seldom seen, especially in public, and rarely caught on film. Dude keep it up and you might be Scissor Mafia Don material!
Me so happy me mafia me gangsta
Please deport this guy before he starts stalking 12 yr old white girls at local roller skating rinks…
Kinda hottie
Not sure what the recent fascination is with making wierd faces when throwing the gang signs … send some pics of you without the lips and without grammas macramae showl
Who is this guy?
A veteran move, notice how he throws the Scissors in front of his own face to protect his identity from the camera while still reppin the Mafia. That sh*t is old school bro!
New Jersey Crunk
The seldom seen combo of Scissors & Moose Knuckle gang signs. Wierd facial expressions optional.
Super Hero
Can you find the 2 Super Heroes in this picture? Hint: They aren’t wearing gay-ass spandex suits. Yep, you were wrong as usual. Its the mild mannered Scissor Ninja and the Invisible Man. Gosh you guys are dumb.
Ms Mafia becomes Mrs Mafia
Not gonna make fun of this gangsta … reppin at your own wedding is STROOOONG! How bout some pics of the bridesmaids getting sloppy drunk at the reception though. Please. Pretty please.
Freshman 20
Hey girl, we warned you about the fabled Freshman 20. You did a good job photoshopping your before and after pics together, it almost looks like you are 2 different people. That’s OK. You can work those lb’s off doing the walk of shame home from the frat house on the weekends.
